We've heard about “patient-led care” for ages, but now AI has infinite time, and peptides are for sale on Telegram. This time it's happening.
AI reads every research paper ever published, has infinite time for you , and runs doctors like specialized subcontractors. GLP-1s deliver lasting behavior change and health gains with minimal effort, practically magic. Add online communities and gray-market supply chains, and individuals are rewriting health care faster than regulators can blink.
Finnrick is the architect of trust in that chaos.
We started by testing peptides for free: anyone can mail us a vial, we publish the lab truth in a public, ranked database. The data exposes fakes, burns bad labs, and crowns reliable supply chains. We're already forcing safer products across the market.
The hard part: forging trust in a zero-trust world, where every sample could be tampered with and both vendors and labs have motive to lie. We chain-of-custody every gram, cross-validate labs, and ship transparency at scale in a space that punishes honesty.
We fund the mission by supporting vendors who want to win, and offering premium options to the newly sovereign public.
If you build systems that turn chaos into signal, come make the signal louder.
(One of the first 10 hires, reports straight to founders)
You live online.
You speak fluent Reddit, X, TikTok, Telegram, and the private Discords where peptides actually move. You've pinned, dosed, or at least obsessively tracked GLP-1s, BPC-157, or some research-grade unicorn. Memes are your native tongue; you smell astroturf a mile off.
The job is simple on paper, brutal in practice:
Be Finnrick's voice inside every peptide tribe— MAGA iron addicts, tinfoil biohackers, autistic data monks, and literal PhDs —without ever picking a side. You translate lab reports into shitposts, calm flame wars with chain-of-custody receipts, and turn lurkers into mail-in testers. One hour you're debunking a vendor in a 4chan thread, the next you're live on TikTok injecting saline for transparency theater.
What you'll ship in 90 days
Hard mode (this is the filter)
Must-haves
Pay & perks
$75-95k · 0.3-0.6% equity · full health · pick your tools · Austin HQ or remote (travel 4x/year)
Apply
DM @finnrick_tests on X with one meme that explains why Finnrick's database matters and a 2-sentence war story from a community you've wrangled. No résumé, no cover letter. We'll know.
...Woodfield Country Club in Boca Raton, Florida is seeking a Housekeeping Attendant for our public areas.The Attendant tends to industrial... ...Time Off ~ Paid Holidays Woodfield Country Club is a private, luxury country club located in Boca Raton.Woodfield Country...
...Crane Operator Telescopic Boom (TLL) MEMCO Harlingen Long-Term Project Position Overview MEMCO Harlingen is seeking an experienced Crane Operator for a long-term infrastructure project along the Texas border. The ideal candidate will be proficient in operating...
...our VP of Sales, Enterprise, and CEO and be an integral part of the NeuraFlash Sales team focused on the Consumer Business Services (CBS) vertical within Salesforce. You will manage all aspects of the sales process including lead management, creating pipeline, qualification...
...Position Overview As a Retail Merchandiser, you will be responsible for adjusting and setting shelves for merchandise in assigned retail... ...works both independently and as part of a team travelling to assigned retail stores to perform merchandise resets. The...
...comfortable working autonomously. Job Perks Fully remote no commuting required. Paid training provided; no prior experience necessary. Flexible scheduling, part-time or full-time. Participate in group or independent projects. Opportunities for...